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Pundits Confident That Tennis Star Jasmine Paolini Will One Day Have A Promising Career As A Burglar
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Minneapolis Mayor Condemns Conservatives For Misgendering School Shooter
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Jacob Frey called out conservatives who misgendered the catholic school shooter, calling it an attack on the transgender community.
Nation Braces For 17 Breakup Songs By Taylor Swift Between Engagement And Wedding
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s engagement has sparked concerns with the nation preparing for 17 breakup anthems before the wedding bells.
Trump Nationalises SpaceX As Critical Transport Service For Deporting Millions
President Donald Trump announced the nationalisation of SpaceX, declaring it a critical transport service to execute his plan to deport 45 million…
'Maryland Dad' Prepares For New Life As 'Uganda Dad'
As the Trump administration prepares to make the final attempt to deport a dangerous foreigner with a criminal record, Kilmar Abrego Garcia, known as…
Australia Confused Why Tyrannical Turban-Wearing Government Would Attack Them
Australia’s spy agency confirmed that Iran was behind the attacks on its Jewish community, and expressed confusion as to why they would do such a thing.
Homeless To Feature At This Year's NZ Fashion Week
NZ — Always pushing the boundaries of inclusivity, NZ Fashion Week 2025 will feature fashion straight from the streets.
Gavin Newsom's Progressive Bible Claims That Eve Was Trans
California Governor Gavin Newsom’s bible sold out within minutes unveiled shocking new details about Christianity.
Luxon Joins Hamas So Kiwis Stop Accusing Him Of Leaning Left
New Zealand Prime Minister Christopher Luxon announced today that he has officially joined the terrorist group Hamas in an attempt to convince the…
Mars Was Like Earth: It Was Blue Before It Turned Red
BLUE PLANET RED is now available to stream on Amazon Prime Video
Uncle Herschel Rejects Cracker Barrel’s Offer To Reappear On Its Logo
US — Uncle Herschel, the ambassador of Cracker Barrel who featured on the original logo, has declined an offer to return to the restaurant chain’s…
Finance Minister Claims Terrible Economy Is A Conspiracy Theory
New Zealand Finance Minister Nicola Willis says there is no weak economy or recession, and any reports that claim otherwise, is simply fake news.
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