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Pagan Neighbour Cruises Suburb At Night, Quietly Judging Every House Still Without Christmas Tree
U.S.
13 hrs ago
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10 New Movies To Expect From Netflix After Buying WB
US — Movie fans around the world have expressed excitement of new movies on Netflix after the purchase of WB.
14 hrs ago
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Tucker Carlson Now Living In Qatar And Working As Lead Anchor At Al Jazeera
DOHA, QA — Tucker Carlson has relocated to Qatar where he has bought a home, and has joined Al Jazeera hoping to get his message heard.
17 hrs ago
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Mark Mitchell Forgets He Is The Police Minister, Insists He Has No Recollection Of Being appointed As The Police Minister
WELLINGTON, NZ — Police Minister Mark Mitchell today announced he has no recollection whatsoever of being appointed Police Minister.
17 hrs ago
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Leader Who Cosplayed The Great Austrian Painter Tells Graham Norton Politicians Should Be More Kind Like She Was
LONDON, UK — Former New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern appeared on The Graham Norton Show Friday night to gently remind the world that the real…
Dec 7
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New Study Revealed To Us That New Zealand’s Top Journalists All Throw Tantrums While Wearing Taxpayer-Funded Grinch Pajamas (Who Are Still…
NZ — A bombshell peer-reviewed study leaked exclusively to Chimp Chronicles has confirmed that the nation’s most prominent journalists routinely throw…
Dec 5
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Jevon's Listening Age on Spotify Wrapped Revealed As 16
NZ — Former New Zealand Police Deputy Commissioner Jevon McSkimming’s 2025 Spotify Wrapped has declared his official Listening Age to be a sprightly 16…
Dec 3
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November 2025
Doctors Shocked: Kim Kardashian’s Brain Scan Reveals IQ Lower Than Chimp With Law Degree
BEVERLY HILLS, CA — In a breakthrough revelation aired on latest episode of The Kardashians, doctors informed Kim Kardashian that her SPECT scan showed…
Nov 29
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Tucker Carlson Releases Exclusive Interview With Peaceful Muslim
Tucker Carlson dropped a bombshell exclusive interview; a sit-down with Mohammed al-Jihadi, the peaceful Muslim who wears a militia uniform and covers…
Nov 28
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Gloriavale Insists It Is Not A Prison, But No One Is Allowed to Leave
WEST COAST, NZ — Leaders of the Gloriavale Christian Community have issued a strongly worded 47-page statement clarifying that the fenced, remote…
Nov 28
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Mass Migration Makes America Great, Says Migrant Who Just Stabbed 38 People To Death
U.S.
Nov 28
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JD Vance Confronts Kids At Thanksgiving Dinner: 'Have You Said Thank You Once?'
WASHINGTON, D.C.
Nov 27
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