Tucker Carlson Releases Exclusive Interview With Peaceful Muslim

Tucker Carlson dropped a bombshell exclusive interview; a sit-down with Mohammed al-Jihadi, the peaceful Muslim who wears a militia uniform and covers his face with a keffiyeh.

Appearing on The Tucker Carlson Show, al-Jihadi calmly explained that committing his life to jihad is as peaceful as walking down the beach on a Sunday while enjoying an ice cream.

“Tucker is the only journalist brave enough to let me speak without twisting my message of peace,” he said, casually wiping blood from his beard. “Absolutely, I have never had an argument with a muslim, you seem very peaceful, responded Tucker.”

White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt called the interview as “fake news from a has-been” and condemned Tucker for airing it . “This is the kind of hoax Americans don’t need,” she insisted, before pivoting to announcing a ban on all muslims from entering the country.

DHS Secretary Kristi Noem announced immediate plans to deport al-Jihadi via catapult over the Rio Grande, citing his “clear threat to the wall we just finished paying for—twice.”

At publishing time, Tucker had already booked part two of the interview, featuring a very peaceful Maduro.