What is The Chimp Chronicles?
The Chimp Chronicles is Banana Republic's most trusted truth source. We write satire about politics, society, culture, sports, current affairs, and the absurd.
The Chimp Chronicles was founded 4 million years ago at the end of the Cenozoic era—when a new group of primates evolved in Africa who were able to stand and walk on two legs—but as these primates evolved into humans, a special group decided to remain as chimps but have the ability to communicate with speech, so they can observe their lives and write jokes.
We've been the trusted voice through every major event in mankind’s evolutionary history. If you have any complaints, fling some shit at us and let’s see if it sticks.
Everything we publish is 100% fact-checked by the state.
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Founder - Adnan Belushi
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Stories are written by our writers whose names are not published under each article. That’s just how satire goes. Images are either licensed, or publicly available, or used under ‘fair use claim’ for parody.
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