JD Vance Confronts Kids At Thanksgiving Dinner: 'Have You Said Thank You Once?'

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Insiders at the White House reported that J.D. Vance confronted kids at a table, to check whether they had said thank you.

According to an insider, Vance sat down at the table, staring at the turkey, before going around the table and asking every kid at the table the same question.

“Have you said thank you? I have been watching you kids all night, and you have not said thank you at all. You all are very ungrateful spoiled kids.”

President Trump then calmly intervened after the kids fired back, telling JD Vance to not talk loudly.

According to Marco Rubio, who has taken new job of serving food at dinner parties, agreed with JD Vance, “these kids are ungrateful, and rude.”

At publishing time, JD Vance has now moved to the table where Zelensky dining.