9 Positive Changes Zohran Mamdani Promises For New York City

Jun 28, 2025

Zohran Mamdani is now the frontrunner for New York City mayor, and residents are excited to see what changes will he implement for the Big Apple.

Mamdani sat down with The Chimp Chronicles to break down his grand plan;

Millionaires will be chased out of the City: GOOD!
White neighbourhoods will pay more taxes: because they are white!
Times Square will be turned into Mecca: to host annual Islamic pilgrimage
Jews will be rounded up: and housed in newly built concentration camps
Shoplifting will be legalised: this is revolutionary thinking
Crime in Subways to be waved off: feel free to commit a murder
Police uniform will be in rainbow colours: this will make everyone feel safe
Minimum wage set at $200,000: and tax-free for coloured people
The Bronx will be cleared up: to house refugees from Gaza