Mamdani Orders The Statue Of Liberty To Cover Her Face In Hijab
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NEW YORK CITY — Zohran Mamdani, winner of New York City’s mayoral Democratic primary, has ordered the Statue of Liberty to cover her face in hijab.
“It is time that the women of New York express modesty. Respect comes to those who take guidance from their man on how to dress. If you want to feel safe and not be attacked by illegal immigrants, cover yourself!”
Many New Yorkers has expressed doubt about Mamdani’s approach, not believing in Police monitoring high crime rates, instead asking women to cover themselves as a measure of safety.
At publishing time, Mamdani has also announced that Jewish women will be arrested and beaten to death in Times Square.