Al Qaeda Regrets 9/11 After Terrorist Sympathiser Becomes NYC Mayor
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NEW YORK, NY — Al Qaeda leaders expressed regret over their 9/11 attacks, realizing they could’ve infiltrated New York City by helping elect a terrorist sympathiser as mayor.
“America really came after us, and destroyed us really,” said Al Qaeda leader Saif al-Adela. “When all it took was a progressive with a rent control plan, with a campaign funded by Islamists.”
Al Qaeda is now rethinking its approach to take down America, eyeing campaign donations as a smarter alternative to terrorism. “Hamas has really paved the way for this new age of terrorism. They went after the Jews, and it turns out, the world hates them, not just Hitler, and especially New Yorkers.”
At publishing time, Zohran Mamdani refutes all such claims, revealing taking money only from Qatar.