Zionist Media Council Commands Facebook To Delete Pro-Palestine Posts To Protect Sacred Jewish Media Monopoly

MENLO PARK, CA — The Zionist Media Council has issued a decree to Facebook, commanding the tech giant to delete all pro-Palestine posts to shield the Sacred Jewish Media Monopoly.

The Council branded these posts as digital blasphemy threatening their ironclad grip on global narratives. Data suggests this request was made immediately after October 7 attacks, with Facebook immediately purging all posts supporting pro-palestine narratives.

“The Council’s directive arrived via carrier pigeon from Jerusalem,” whispered a shaken Zuckerberg aide. “We hit the erase button to all posts to avoid them taking down Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.”