Zelensky Wears Giant MAGA Hat After Trump Didn't Invite Him To Peace Talks With Putin
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Zelensky was spotted camping outside the White House wearing a giant MAGA hat, after Trump didn’t invite him to peace talks with Putin.
“President Trump, as you meet with President Putin to end the war in Ukraine, I just want to say, I love AMERICA, and I want to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. oh.. and I also brought with me rare Earth minerals from Ukraine.”
Ukraine’s President Volodymyr Zelenskyy made the trip to Washington D.C. to ensure Trump notices him wearing a giant MAGA as he meets with Putin in the Oval Office, and hopefully, leans towards cutting a deal with him not Putin.
“Let’s make Ukraine America’s 51st state. This is the best deal. It is better to own Ukraine than Gaza. It is the best country in the world. Here is my final offer; all I want is that I’m President forever, no more elections, a few billions just for me, and NATO, and a few long-range weapons, and keeping Elon Musk away from auditing my bank accounts.
At publishing time, Putin waved at Zelensky from the Oval Office, also wearing a giant MAGA hat.