Woman Listed On 'Terror Watch' Will Now Become The Top Spy In America

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump has finally announced his pick for National Intelligence Director, a woman who is currently on the terror watchlist, Tulsi Gabbard.

Tulsi, who ended on the list as a potential terrorist, for simply appearing on the Joe Rogan Experience. "Tulsi discussing how to fix America with Joe Rogan makes her a terrorist," said Joe Biden.

Now, Trump has appointed Tulsi to get to the bottom of disarming any potential terrorism threats from herself. "She is the best for the job, and frankly, she has all the intelligence on herself, and ability to neutralise herself as a threat," said Trump in a published statement.

At publishing time, Tulsi is back on Joe Rogan this Friday, to share the latest on herself as a terrorist.