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Woman Declares Herself 'Strong Independent Woman Who Don't Need No Man', While Waiting For Plumber To Fix The Sink

Oct 26, 2025
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PORTLAND, OR — Local feminist Jessica Hargrove boldly announced her unshakable independence from men Tuesday, all while pacing her apartment anxiously, awaiting the arrival of her plumber, to fix a sink.

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