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Woman Convicted For Fatal Hit-And-Run, Sentenced To Drink-On-Instagram For Eight Months

Woman Convicted For Fatal Hit-And-Run, Sentenced To Drink-On-Instagram For Eight Months

Dec 21, 2024
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AUCKLAND, NZ — Woman known locally as the hit-and-run lush, has been sentenced to eight months of house arrest. Among her conditions for house arrest, she's allowed to keep her love affair with alcohol, provided she shares every boozy moment on Instagram to satisfy the public’s desire for reality TV.

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