Winston Defends Home From Rioters By Playing 'Baby Shark' On Repeat

AUCKLAND, NZ — Foreign Minister Winston Peters was met by a mob of pro-Palestine rioters outside his home. Protesters arrived shouting pro-hamas messages, writing hateful messages on the street, and posting Winston’s home address on Tiktok. The crowd fumed over three Kiwis on a Hamas-funded Gaza flotilla intercepted by Israel. With self-defense by use of a weapon in New Zealand being illegal during a home invasion, Peters opted for a boombox blasting “Baby Shark” on repeat.