WINNERS ANNOUNCED: The Chimp Chronicles 2025 Person Of The Year Awards
WORLD — What a year it has been. We have published over 1000 satire stories, and as we close out this mind-bending year, we are giving out our satire awards for best satire characters of 2025:
Brainrot Person of the Year: Ballerina Cappuccina
This meme definitely caused a few brains to rot beyond recovery
Strongest Person of the Year: 100 Men vs 1 Gorilla
Sorry my fellow apes, 100 men win this one!
Youngest Person of the Year: That 6-7 kid
Glad that social media banned for under 16s
Most Normal Person of the Year: Tim Walz
Makes a lot of sense!
Nazi of the Year: Sydney Sweeney
For displaying the best superior genes
Coolest Person of the Year: Jon Hamm
Dance your fears away before the new year starts
A.I. Person of the Year: Grok Sex Bot, Ani
Ani are you ok?
Straight person of the year: Graham Linehan
This man is the straightest man on planet
Healthiest Person of the Year: RFK Jr.
The is man is 71!
Dead Person of the Year: Charlie Kirk
Never ever we have seen a death celebrated like this one
Conspiracy Theorist of the Year: Candace Owens
She takes the top spot from Alex Jones
Best Male of the Year: Brigitte Macron
Michelle Obama was a close second
Drunk Person of the Year: Kamala Harris
HAHAHAHA
Bussy Galore of the Year: Benjamin Doyle
Nice to see him back on Instagram again
Kindest Person of the Year: Jacinda Ardern
Great effort this year, attempting to rehabilitate your image
Most Corrupt Person of the Year: Zelensky
Have you said thank you once?
Politician of the Year: JD Vance
Remember to say thank you
Podcaster of the Year: Spotify Algorithm Manipulator
Yes, we are also wondering how Joe Rogan again is no.1
Satire Person of the Year: Not Seth Dillon
He shat the bed this year, pretending to be a gatekeeper of truth LOL
Hobbit of the Year: Ed Sheeran
Most handsome hobbit ever!
Astronaut of the Year: Katy Perry
Well deserved
Athlete of the Year: Entire WNBA roster
Finally, we have an entire group of women that has beaten a man for the top spot
Hitler of the Year: Putin
Propaganda machines did a great job this year looking for a new Hitler
Citizen of the Year: Kilmar Abrego Garcia
Best American ever!
Winner of the Year: Donald J. Trump
F*ck yea!
That’s a wrap. See you in 2026.