UNITED KINGDOM — The Prime Minister of United Kingdom today re-prioritised the threats facing the world after prioritising climate change and other threats.
“Today.. I announce that there is no greater to humanity.. than white peoples. Not even climate change comes anywhere close to white peoples destroying the world. If the world was to end, it will not be us destroying it with climate change, or getting hit by a meteor. It will be white peoples.”
This comes after a well-crafted combination of events including the arrest of comedian Graham Linehan for posting tweets, the arrest of angry bald white man in Australia named Thomas Sewell, and the arrest of white teenage girl for simply being out of her home during the day.
At press time, Elon Musk is offering white peoples a free ride to Mars to help build a new world with white peoples.
At publishing time, MET Police clarified that arrest of