White House Doctor Assures Nation Trump 'Sharp As Ever' After New Diagnosis
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Washington, D.C. — White House Physician Dr. Sean Barbabella assured nation that Trump is ‘sharp as ever’ after being diagnosed with lack of circulation to his veins and ankles.
“The circulation to the President’s brain is still working as expected. This new diagnosis has only affected his hand and ankles which are swollen. Nothing a moon boot can’t fix,” said Barbabella.
Mainstream media have criticised White House after claiming that they are already noticing a decline in Trump’s mental sharpness. “We couldn’t see it in Biden for some reason, but I definitely see it Trump. He’s already senile,” said CNN’s Anderson Cooper.
At publishing time, White House confirmed that Trump will be fighting against Biden in the upcoming White House UFC event to proof he is ‘sharp as ever.’