White Cop Refuses To Allow Coloured Woman To Call Him "White"

LONDON, UK — A white police officer has laid charges against a coloured woman for calling him “white”. Sam Kerr, the captain of the Australian women's soccer team, was accused of calling the officer "white."

“White people are now the ‘oppressed’ in the UK. We are constantly attacked by the new oppressors thanks for mass migration,” said the officer. “My lawyer told me that the justice system is so woke that if I laid charges, the narratives put forward by the woke left-leaning media, will play in my favour.”