White Americans Flock To India For American Jobs They Can Only Get From India

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U.S. —Throngs of white Americans have been seen boarding flights to India to secure employment with American companies. This bizarre migration trend has emerged as a response to the complex dance of international job outsourcing, where now, it seems, one must go to India to work for the best companies in the U.S.

The crux of this lies in the idea that to land a job with an American tech giant, one must now set up shop in Bangalore, Hyderabad, or Mumbai. This is due to a new visa policy that stipulates that these jobs are only accessible if you're physically in India.

Meanwhile, local Indians are reportedly bemused, offering a warm welcome to their new American colleagues who've come to join the workforce they've long supported from afar.

American expats are said to be learning Hindi and taking yoga classes to blend in, while Indian companies are setting up "reverse outsourcing" departments to help manage the influx. Coffee shops across India are reportedly seeing a surge in demand for American-style coffee, as the new wave of workers seeks a taste of home.

At publishing time, Sriram Krishnan has moved back to India to get back into America properly using the right visa to squash all the backlash he’s facing.