Western School Bans White Student From Warning White People About Western Civilisation Ending
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NEW PLYMOUTH, NZ — New Plymouth Boys High School has banned a white student from informing western people at the school, about western civilisation coming to an end, pretty much any day now.
The school has decided to ban this white student because they believe that the decline of the western civilization is necessary. "Civilisations rise and fall. It is time for some other civilisation to take over, and also, let me just say, why let people know about the western civilisation ending. Isn’t it better to just not tell them and let them go out with a bang, like the dinosaurs?!” said the bald-headed headmaster, Voldemort’s cousin, Sam Moore.
Oliver Jull, the banned white student, is simply concerned about his fellow white people, and the basic fundamental principles of white peoples. “White people make only 7% of the world’s population, and we are going extinct. We need to have more white kids, and get on our knees and pray to Jesus,” said Oliver when speaking to The Chimp Chronicles.
Meanwhile, some white students at the school were not concerned at all. “More important is that we make sure that men can use women’s toilets. If we focus on the trans movement, we will solve everything; climate change, hate speech, and get rid of that Nazi, Elon Musk,” said a green-haired student.
Other student shared Oliver’s concern. “We really feel like a minority in this western school, and I’m banned from talking about the bible and Jesus with my friends. I was forced to do a course in self-censorship,” said Jeremiah Moses.
At publishing time, white students were gathering around behind the school, to start an insurrection, “yes, I dare,” shouted Oliver while pointing at Voldemort’s cousin.