Unnamed Church Called "Two By Twos" Is Code Name For Coordinating Pedophilia

NZ — An unnamed religious group known as the “Two By Twos,” are in the spotlight after authorities uncovered 50 members engaging in pedophilia. The sect, which claims approximately 2,000 followers across the country, operates without an official name.

Among the group’s members is Hamish Campbell, a National Party Member of Parliament. “I had no idea, I learnt about it on the news. I have been a member for 20 years, but I have never met these particular individuals. I know that the media has not reported who these individuals are, but I can guarantee you that I have not met them. I know that sounds a bit fishy since I said I learnt about it on the news.. and no one knows exactly the names of these 50 perpetrators.. but I can guarantee you that I have never met them.”

Another member revealed the secret behind the name, “they usually work in groups of twos, and can only communicate with two groups by leaving messages in random locations. That’s where the name “Two By Twos” originated from.”

At publishing time, all 50 pedos charged had “Two By Twos” tattooed on their arm.