United Nations Awards Jacinda Ardern For Sinking Entire Island Country Into The Sea
NEW YORK, NY — After tricking an entire nation with kindness and ruling with an iron fist on the island of New Zealand, former Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern has been awarded by the United Nations for sinking the entire country into the sea.
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