Uneducated Politicians Try Stopping Elon From Reforming Education, In Fear Of Their Constituents Learning How To Read

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Uneducated politicians who refuse to read and write are expressing concerns across the nation about reforming education making everyone literate.

“You want to do what?” said congresswoman Maxine Waters. “You want to shutdown the Department of Education so you can replace it with a better system and so my constituent becoming literate enough to understand what I’m up to? NO WAY”