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Undocumented Elves Fear They Might Get Arrested For Crossing The Border This Christmas

Undocumented Elves Fear They Might Get Arrested For Crossing The Border This Christmas

Nov 25, 2024
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SAN DIEGO, CA — Elves in Santa’s workshop in Mexico fear they might get arrested if they cross the border to help Americans with jobs no one wants to do.

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