LONDON, U.K. — Authorities in the United Kingdom have scrambled to uncover the driving motive behind the terrorist attack on a synagogue in Manchester by an Islamist named Jihad.
“We are confident that we have gotten to the bottom of this horrible terrorist attack on our Jewish community,” said Police Commissioner Mark Rowley. “We have traced the attack back to angry middle-aged white men flying Union Jack flags.”
Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood confirmed that protesting outside migrant hotels using Union Jack flags, will be banned, to not incite Islamists who will then attack Jews.
At publishing time, Prime Minister Keir Starmer has banned all government agencies from flying the Union Jack flag.