U.K. Judge Who Suspiciously Looks Like J.K. Rowling Rules 'A Woman Is An Adult Human Female'

LONDON — United Kingdom’s Supreme Court Judge issued a new ruling defining “a woman” as “an adult human female” in a landmark televised case. Members of the public in attendance couldn’t help but notice that the judge suspiciously looked like J.K. Rowling.

As women celebrated after the ruling outside the courtroom serving sandwiches to their husbands, several British women stated that the Judge’s scottish accent, references to Harry Potter, and bright ginger hair, suggests it may have been J.K. Rowling.

“You never know,” said local woman Ingrid Thompson. “If she can dream up all these amazing characters, she can sneak into a courtroom dressed up as a Judge.”

Known to the court as “Lady Potter,” the presiding judge repeatedly asked the legal counsel for each side to identify the gender of a few characters from Harry Potter movie, holding up printed photos.

At publishing time, Lady Potter suddenly disappeared from her ruling chair after waving a magic wand.