UK Government Issues Arrest Warrant For Elon Musk For Posting Memes

LONDON, UK — The UK government has finally issued an arrest warrant for Elon Musk for posting memes.

“We are tired of him picking on us, just because his grandmother was British, and she had a tough time as a cleaner,” said Keir Starmer.

This comes after Musk shared a series of memes on his social media platform, X, which were deemed to have incited unrest. “Elon needs to share a cell in solitary confinement with Tommy Robinson,”

"Since when did the UK start policing international internet humor?" asked Elon’s grand mother. Trump has threatened to buy the entire british empire.

At publishing time, Winston Churchill told Keir Starmer to grow some ball.