FARMINGDALE, NY — The Ryder Cup descended into chaos with fans with bad behaviours directed towards players from Team Europe.
Spectators heckled players, hurled beer cans, and chanted ‘USA’ with the finesse of a demolition derby. After a few arrests, police revealed the cause being mixing Tylenol with alcohol.
“That makes a lot of sense,” said Rory McIlroy. “Trump warned me about these lefties chugging Tylenol. I did give them the middle finger, coz I’m Irish you know.”
At publishing time, Tylenol has released a statement asking fans to not mix alcohol with Tylenol, which Trump retweeted.