Two Rapists Celebrate St. Patrick's Day At The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Conor McGregor and Donald Trump, both convicted rapists, celebrated St. Patrick’s Day at the White House on Monday.

McGregor, found liable in a Dublin civil rape case, joined Trump, branded a rapist by courts in critics’ eyes, for a White House celebration.

McGregor rolled in with a green suit, tossing big stacks of cash. Trump, grinning, raised a whiskey glass. They toasted Ireland, with McGregor bashing its immigration policies and Trump cheering him on.

According to POLITICO, having two rapists hanging out is not a great look for America. “I know you guys are upset that we are a propaganda arm, funded by USAID, but that’s better than having two rapists sipping whiskey in the Oval Office,” said the Chief Editor John Harris.

At publishing time, Bill Clinton just showed up at the White House, very upset that he we was not invited to the party.