Trust In New Zealand Police Now Lower Than The Pedophile Next Door
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NZ — New study released by the Institute of Trust has confirmed that trust in New Zealand police is now lower than all peodphiles in the country.
“We can confirm that you can trust the pedophile next door more than you can trust the police,” said Professor Mark Spencer. “They might fiddle with your kids, but they are more trustworthy than your local cop.”
This comes after the former police commissioner was busted for protecting his deputy from engaging in child exploitation.
“This is a real problem for us,” said Police Commissioner Richard Chambers. “We are unable to hire any more pedophiles as they don’t trust us anymore.”
At publishing time, pedophiles around the nation were considering starting a new police force to protect children.