Trump's Cabinet Votes To Fire 'Tech Support' For Sending Too Many Emails About Software Updates

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald Trump’s first cabinet meeting quickly turned into a battle ground as some cabinet members were annoyed with Trump’s tech support lead, for sending too many emails about updating their computers.

“Mr.President, Elon is sending us too many emails about software updates, and now, we can’t get any work done,” said FBI Director Kash Patel. “I promised that I will publish the Epstein client list and I’m logged out of my computer.”