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Trump Was Asked By His Lawyer To Read This Statement Informing You That She Will Be The White House Legal Mascot

TO ALL AMERICANS — My lawyer Alina Habba has asked me to release an official legal statement to inform you that she is nominated to the legal mascot for the White House.

Dec 09, 2024
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TO ALL AMERICANS —

My lawyer Alina Habba has asked me to release an official legal statement to inform you that she is nominated to the legal mascot for the White House.

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