Trump Threatens To Deport Elon Musk If He Saves America From Going Bankrupt
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — After Elon announced that he is launching a new political party to win 3 senate seats and 10 House Districts, to act as the deciding vote on key Laws such as the Big Beautiful Bill, President Trump threatened Elon with Deportation.
“ELON.. If you stop me from making America bankrupt, I will DEPORT YOUR A** back to SOUTH AFRICA. Thank you for your attention to this matter,” said Trump during a media scrum, after singing Fireworks by Katy Perry to celebrate 4th of July.
The America Party comes after Elon Musk exited the Republican party for failing to meet its campaign promise of reducing spending, which will effectively steer America towards bankruptcy.
“So what if we go bankrupt,” posted Trump in a follow up post on Truth Social. “Because we are paying Elon billions to get us to Mars. We will own that entire red planet, and use its resources to pay back our debt. Welcome to politics ELON. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
At publishing time, Trump also threatened to nuke Mars if Elon gets in the way.