Trump Sues South Park Over Teeny-Tiny Penis
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump has slapped South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone with a $500 million lawsuit for depicting him on their series with a teeny-tiny penis.
The episode, Sermon on the mount, is the first episode of the twenty-seventh South Park series, depicting a cartoon Trump flaunting a comically tiny penis at the White House, sparking a presidential tantrum in form of a lawsuit.
Trump fumed on Truth Social, insisting, “My hands are huge, my buildings are huge, everything’s huge. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
The White House Physicist issued a statement claiming the episode is spreading fake news.
At publishing time, the court files revealed that Trump has consented to a presidential measurement.