Trump Stranded On Sloped Roof As Secret Service Not Confident With Getting On Sloped Roofs
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — United States Secret Service agents were unable to assist stranded President Donald Trump on White House’s sloped roof.
Trump decided he needed some fresh air and alone time, ending up on the white House roof, shouting at Secret Service agents to get him down after getting stuck, with agents yelling back, “sorry we are not qualified to operate on roofs. Remember Butler?!”
“Why are you doing this again. We told you in our briefing to not go on sloped roofs. You just want to get shot don’t you. Come on down please,” said Sean Curran.
The president’s rooftop walk was the latest of Trump’s record breaking achievements, climbing up a sloped roof with swollen ankles.
At publishing time, Trump is said to be camping tonight on the sloped roof since no one can get him down.