WASHINGTON, D.C. — Trump took a significant step forward today to protect ‘America First’ movement by signing an executive order that mandates all artists performing at Super Bowl to perform in English.
This comes after NFL announced Puerto Rican singer Bad Bunny as their performer for the halftime show, facing backlash from Americans. Bad Bunny responded to the critics on SNL by giving them four months to learn Spanish.
“This alien has FOUR MONTHS TO LEARN ENGLISH,” responded Trump to Bad Bunny, signing off with “Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
As part of the Executive Order, Bad Bunny must wear a monitoring bracelet that can detect what language a person speaks. If he speaks a single word of spanish in the next four months, he will be deported.
At publishing time, TMZ is reporting that Kendall Jenner has split with Bad Bunny, after realising that she won’t be able to have sex with him in Spanish anymore.