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Trump Says Political Commentators Are Much Better At Governing The Country Than Politicians
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Trump Says Political Commentators Are Much Better At Governing The Country Than Politicians

Feb 24, 2025
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced this week that political commentators are better at running countries after unveiling radio host Dan Bongino as his pick for FBI Deputy Director.

David is the second appointment from the media world, after Fox News star Pete Hegseth was appointed as Secretary of Defense.

“Politicians are boring, weak, and corrupted,” Trump declared. “Commentators? They’ve got the energy, the looks, great ratings, and the best takes. They have earned it. Welcome Dan.”

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