WASHINGTON, D.C. — Trump has retaliated Nobel Prize snub for not having enough courage than the winner, with 100% tariff on Norway effective immediately.
Trump responded to the snub in the same way he responded to bizarre activity from China, “There is something weird and bizzare going on in Norway. They are saying that I did not deserve the Peace Prize for not having courage? Really?They are having trouble understanding what good leadership is about. The only reason Maria, the winner of the Prize, is alive and fighting for peace, is because of me. She even dedicated her Prize to me. We can only sort this issue with Norway, with tariffs. So today, I’m announcing 100% tariff on Norway.”
The White House said that every country in the world should take this as a warning. “If Trump can smell that you’re up to something fishy, expect to be punished,” said Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller.
At publishing time, Trump said that 100% tariff on Norway will end, after the announcement of the 2026 Nobel Prize winner.