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Trump Proposes 'Permanent Sunshine' Claiming It Will Save Billions By Eliminating Sleep And Work Stoppages

Dec 13, 2024
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U.S. — President-elect Donald Trump has announced he will restore "Permanent Sunshine," in an effort to save the nation billions by eliminating the "costly and unnecessary" practice of work stoppages and sleeping.

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