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Trump Promises To Ban Pickles From The McDonald's Cheeseburger

Oct 21, 2024
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PHILADELPHIA, PA — After completing a 12-hour shift at McDonalds, Trump vowed to ban pickles from cheeseburgers, with customers saying it the most unliked thing from McDonald's.

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