Trump Promises Ending Border Crisis By Making Mexico The 52nd State Of America

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — After proposing to make Canada the 51st state, thereby eliminating billions of dollars in northern border management costs, Trump has suggested purchasing Mexico to end the border crisis once and for all.

“Hard-working people will create jobs. I'll send in the army to deal with the cartels, we'll save children from being trafficked, and build better prisons, like in El Salvador, to contain the CRIMINALS,” Trump posted on Truth Social.

The proposal would retain the Mexican government and president, but they would govern a State of America, with many agencies integrating with the U.S. federal agencies.

“WE WILL MAKE TACOS GREAT AGAIN”

At publishing time, Don Jr. has been instructed to finalize the deal in Greenland and then head over to Mexico to begin negotiations.