Trump Orders Zelensky To The Naughty Corner

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump has reportedly ordered Zelensky to the naughty corner. Sources close to the White House say Zelensky’s refusal to apologize for misbehaving has left Trump with no choice but to enforce some tough love.

“Zelensky’s been a bad boy, folks, a very bad boy,” Trump said during a press conference. “I told him, you don’t get a timeout—you get the naughty corner. No more aid until you apologise.

Insiders report that Trump’s punishment includes a temporary halt on U.S. aid to Ukraine, effectively grounding Zelensky from playing with the big toys until he learns his lesson. “He kept asking for more tanks, but he won’t even get a dollar,” said Secretary of State Marco Rubio.

Zelensky, meanwhile, crossed his arm and gave daddy Trump a grumpy look. “I WANT EVERYTHING I ASK FOR AND YOU DO WHAT I ASK,” shouted Zelensky.

At publishing time, Trump has also taken away Netflix from Zelensky for the next 2 weeks.