Trump Orders Arrest Of Newsom As Newsom Orders Arrest Of Trump
LOS ANGELES, CA — According to White House insiders, President Trump has ordered the arrest of California’s Governor Gavin Newsom, as Newsom ordered the arrest of Trump if he steps foot in California.
The clash between the State and Federal Government intensified as both blamed each other for the continuing escalation of violence between protestors and Marines in Los Angeles.
“Illegal migrants are peacefully expressing their views by throwing molotov cocktails on Waymo cars and looting businesses, which are protected actions by the Bill of Rights. The real violence is coming from Trump online, and sending in the National Guard. They are shooting rubber bullets at Journalists, and inciting violence,” said Newsom.
The situation on the ground does not look like it is improving, with President Trump sending 500 more Marines to restore law and order. “They are not peaceful protestors, and if they spit at us, we will hurt them like they won’t forget. How can the Marines be peaceful when we are dealing with criminals in masks, and illegal aliens burning down the city while flying Mexican flags? May be it is time we arrest Newscum!”
Governor Newsom responded to Trump’s threat by suggesting he will arrest the President. “If he does not back up, we will arrest him before he arrests me. He has forgotten that the civil war was won by the people against a federal governments. We can do it again!”
At publishing time, after both leaders have calmed down, Gavin Newsom invited Trump on his podcast to settle the beef, as the battle is now more about optics than peace.