Trump Nationalises SpaceX As Critical Transport Service For Deporting Millions

President Donald Trump announced the nationalisation of SpaceX, declaring it a critical transport service to execute his plan to deport 45 million immigrants.

The decision comes after SpaceX’s 10th successful Starship flight, and Trump continued pursuit of nationalising U.S. companies.

Trump’s plan leverages SpaceX’s Starship, capable of carrying 1,000 passengers per flight, to deport immigrants to a variety of destinations, including Mexico, Canada, and the UK. “We’re sending them back, and we’re doing it bigly,” Trump declared.

Each Starship will be retrofitted with luxury deportation seating, and passengers will be provided with a complimentary MAGA hat and a bottle of water.

At publishing time, sources confirmed that Trump had proposed a new reality show, Deport Like A Rocket.