Trump Installs Tesla Signs Outside EAC Building So Democrats Burn It Down

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has found a new way to “straighten out” America’s elections: by installing massive, glowing Tesla signs outside the Election Assistance Commission (EAC) to trick Democrats into burning the building to the ground.

“We have to straighten out our country; we have to straighten out our elections,” Trump declared during a press conference. “Our elections are very dishonest, very corrupt. We need paper ballots, one-day voting, voter ID, and proof of citizenship. But first, we need to get rid of the EAC—they’re the ones pushing all those fancy electronic voting machines that rig everything.”