Trump Holds Intervention With Zelensky For Misbehaving During Pope's Funeral And Not Saying Thank You

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump held an intervention for Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky for misbehaving at Pope’s Funeral.

“It was clear that he didn’t come here for the funeral,” said Trump speaking with Fox News White House Correspondent Peter Doocey. “He’s here to ask for more money from world leaders, and escalating the war with Russia.”

Zelensky interrupted the funeral, taking the stage, and demanding every leader to fight his war. That is when Trump pulled him aside, grabbed a couple of chairs, and sat him down for an intervention.

“You got to stop,” said Trump. “This is really embarrassing. The time for TV is over, we need to finish this war. Yes, yes.. I know.. Putin bombed Kyiv again, I saw it on the plane over here.. but this is a war you started.. and you are not helping with ending it!”

JD vance shouted from afar as he stood to watch the intervention alongside other world leaders, “has he said thank you yet??”

At publishing time, the Vatican cancelled the scheduled lunch with Zelensky and escorted him out.