WASHINGTON, D.C. — The master of deal maker, President Donald J. Trump, has given copies of his book, The Art of The Deal, to leaders in Palestine and Israel.
As per Trump, both sides are terrible at deal-making, and need to upskill their negotiations quickly, so he can secure peace for the Middle East.
“Terrible. Both sides. Terrible at making deals,” Trump told reporters. “This right here, is a masterpiece. If you haven’t read it. You can’t make deals. Just look at the cover. I had great hair back then. But anyway.. as you can see.. no want is more committed to peace than me. I’m sending them all a copy each to read.”
Trump further clarified that Hamas has 2 days to read his book, and send him their favourite quotes from his book.
“We really want to know what they are thinking, and so, by telling me what they like from my book, I will know exactly how to negotiate with them.”
At publishing time, Trump has also sent copies of the book, to Putin and Zelensky.
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