Trump Appoints PIGMAN As 'Jihad Czar' To Hunt Down And Kill Jihadists

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald J. Trump has appointed a new “Jihad Czar” to lead the charge against extremists: the bacon-slinging, pigskin-clad vigilante known as PIGMAN.

Trump hailed PIGMAN as “the toughest, meanest, most tremendous jihad-hunter ever—nobody does it better.” Armed with pigotry, PIGMAN has been unleashed to track down and terminate jihadists.

White House aides say his approach is diabolically simple: scatter strips of crispy bacon across jihadist strongholds, then wait as the irresistible aroma draws his prey into the open. “They come running—boom, PIGMAN knocks them out,” Trump shouted.

The appointment has sparked outrage among jihadi democrats. “PIGMAN hunting us down because we want Jihad? That is unacceptable. Let’s hunt down Trump and kill him,” shouted AOC. “JIHAD! blahagdlalalalaksjaajaj KABOOM!”

But Patriots are getting behind Jihad Czar’s crusade by funding campaign via a comic book crowdfund, promising a “pigotry on jihad.”

“Pigman’s not just a czar—he’s a one-man slaughterhouse,” Trump declared.

At publishing time, PIGMAN was seen smacking Jihadists on the street with a Quran.