WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced today the appointment of Marco Rubio as the nation’s new Federal Government.
Secretary of State Marco Rubio, known for taking on more jobs than anyone else in the Trump Administration, stepped up to do the job of the entire Federal Government, now that the old government has been shutdown.
“Why pay 2 million federal workers when one guy can do it all?” Trump declared. “Marco’s already doing a great job, and this new tiny but powerful government of only one employee means we can finally avoid bankruptcy, and do a better job for American, and never deal with Democrats ever again.”
At publishing time, with the establishment of the new Federal Government, Trump is set to become the first King of the United States.