Trump Appoints Elon Musk In Permanent Role Responsible For Wasteful Spending

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has appointed Elon Musk to a permanent role in the federal government, responsponsible for Wasteful Spending.

“Someone started a rumour that I’m firing Elon Musk from DOGE,” said Trump. “I was going to have him around until 2026, but you know what, I will sign an executive order that his role becomes permanent, regardless of any President.”