Trump Announces Plan To Rename Cherished 51st State As "Gayer Than California"
WASHINGTON, DC — President Trump has announced his bold plan to rename the newly annexed 51st state, formerly Canada, as "Gayer Than California."
The decision follows Canada’s recent elections, which Trump called "a woke disaster of maple-flavored socialism."
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